4.8 • 858 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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0:00.0 | I think it's fine. I think it's fine. Hey, you know what? You gotta have fun. |
0:03.7 | I think Branson's sourdough starter is a goosebumps book and it's not gonna end well. |
0:08.2 | I mean, I did go with the Arrow Garden. The Arrow Garden's thriving. I got so much basil. I got so much parsley. |
0:14.3 | Branson, what are you gonna do if that thing grows to 15 feet tall and has a big mouth and it tries to devour you. I'm probably going to find probably some sort of, you know, I don't know the PC word for this vagrants |
0:25.5 | to sort of trick to come in here and sort of feed to it. |
0:30.3 | Oh, okay. |
0:31.2 | So you're going to absolve yourself of any responsibility and murder those less fortunate than you. |
0:36.7 | Right. In my head, I'm sort of doing a cost |
0:38.9 | benefit analysis where I think a man-eating plant is really cool and interesting. And we can |
0:44.8 | sacrifice a few people for, you know, a new, very cool thing. But can't you sacrifice people with |
0:52.0 | homes? The homeless already have enough problems without getting eaten by a giant sourdough starter. |
0:56.7 | Right. |
0:57.1 | Listen, whoever comes in here, it's mostly about questions. |
1:02.1 | It's mostly about, you know, sort of a note. |
1:03.7 | Maybe I can get Taurus. |
1:04.9 | Taurus would be a good one. |
1:06.6 | As long as no one sees them come to my house, I'll have to get rid of it. |
1:10.3 | Well, you already had the guy working on the gas line or whatever. |
1:12.8 | Why not just him? |
1:14.2 | Well, I don't have a, I guess I'll have to wait for another gas accident. |
1:19.2 | Okay. |
1:20.3 | Again, does you give a gas accident? |
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