The Gods Must Be Horny

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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In honor of the Christmas season we break down the most famous virgin births in history from Jesus in the Quran to ancient Egyptian miracle births and multiple babies — including one in the Bible — who popped out of their moms as fully developed men. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:09.6	I'm your host Rob Fox.
0:12.2	As always, I am joined by Dan Regester. What's up Rob? How's it going?
0:16.1	It's going buddy. Yeah. Actually the holiday was pretty nice.
0:19.7	It was very enjoyable, four days off. Not really because we were here Saturday Sunday so
0:24.7	Were years I was only here. I was here for the Giggle boys. Yeah.
0:27.4	Good Lord you know it was it was decent. Yeah. Decent holiday cooked the bird myself
0:32.3	Saines made too much food. How'd you cooked the bird myself made too much food how'd you cook the bird all
0:36.2	then yeah just classic classic nice all pepper you brine it didn't brine it you don't have to you know it's that's kind of you don't really have to now I brined it this time and it was the same yeah it's it's
0:48.6	turkey just tastes like turkey yeah it's crazy yeah and honestly what's, I'm also joined by Jake Goldman by the way.
0:54.0	Hello, I also had a good turkey day.
0:56.0	What's annoying about cooking a turkey is the tastiest part is the skin.
1:00.0	Yes.
1:01.0	Like I'll just sit there when I'm carving it and I'll just like eat like 700 calories worth the skin because that tastes so fucking because I make like a whole butter situation a whole butter rub. You're like cartman with the KFC double bounce. Yep, you just eat all the skin.
1:13.4	100% else.
1:14.4	Except I'm like the only one that wants the fucking skin.
1:16.7	Who?
1:17.7	What?
1:18.7	Yeah, it's weird. Health conscious family.
1:20.1	Bull shit.
1:21.1	What's unhealthy about skin? I don't know. It's collagen.
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