The God Who Closes Doors | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:22.1 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.3 | But thank you so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:28.5 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:30.5 | One day up in heaven, God said to the men, I want you to form two lines. |
| 0:35.7 | One line is for the men who were the head of the house. And the other line is for the men who were the head of the house, |
| 0:39.3 | and the other line is for the men who let the woman be the head of the house. |
| 0:43.8 | The line where the woman ran the house was a hundred miles long. There was only one man in the other line. |
| 0:50.6 | God said, men, I'm ashamed to you. I created you to be the head, but only one man stood up to make me proud. |
| 0:57.0 | He looked at him and said, son, tell them, how did you manage to be the only one in this line? |
| 1:02.4 | The man looked confused and said, I don't know. |
| 1:04.6 | My wife told me to stand here. |
| 1:08.5 | Victoria says, I'm the head, but she's the neck that turns the head. |
| 1:13.1 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:14.3 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:15.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:17.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:18.7 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:20.4 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:22.6 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:25.3 | I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the word of God. I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, |
| 1:29.8 | I will never be the same. In Jesus' name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about the God |
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