The Gnome Gnows

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just dreaming? Work it out on the gang bang Who is Ian The Octopus Man? It’s lovely to imagine Cat Gran? Bryan’s sleep paralysis experience Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't know what to say.
0:02.5	So I'm hoping that the tone of my voice makes you think that I do.
0:06.2	Okay, sweetie.
0:07.4	Thanks, Tais.
0:12.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:15.6	A little dark known, keeping you from bad things or keeping you from good things.
0:19.3	I'm not really sure.
0:20.2	Keeping you from Raphael. Fucking weird. really sure. But it was really fucking weird.
0:21.8	Keeping me from rapial is right.
0:24.5	Yes.
0:25.3	Maybe I was having a moment of in a lockery, sexual, whatever they fucking call it.
0:30.5	Maybe he's like, don't go out there.
0:31.7	You'll be filled with sperm.
0:33.1	Your life will be changed forever.
0:36.1	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:41.8	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:47.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:48.8	I'm Brian Green.
0:49.6	This is the pence to my hair.
0:50.7	As Christenjoy, Haudley.
0:51.8	Best to you, Chrissy.
0:52.9	Best is you, Brian.
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