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Before we begin I just I got to I got to understand this I can't move forward

without knowing what the hell is like the glowing ball of light that Trump and the king of Saudi Arabia were laying their hands on? Oh, uh...

Yeah, okay, so first of all...

Was it a scene from Macbeth,

this Bill Crystal seems to think, what is this?

It's terrifying, it's strange, it's also like Studio 54,

Riyadh, I kind of love it, I don't know, I don't know. So I was trying to imagine like okay you're the advance team and you go out to Riyadh and you walk into this global

countering terrorism center and you see it's a huge room filled with men at computers and you

think to yourself how are we going to make a dramatic visual image for the launching of the

center I know a glowing orb. Like how did they come

up with that? I don't know. It's so strange and I couldn't tell like if it were they

laying hands on it to light up the room or were like was the king just

tired and needed to rest and then everyone thought we're supposed to put our hands on it?

No, no, it's the source of his power. It's what keeps him young.

Oh my! Here's what I want young. Oh my!

Here's what I want to know about the glowing orb, which is, because among other things seem to me like a weird failure of the interagency process again, right?

That you had somebody in the advanced team

said, oh, and then we'll do the part with the glowing orb.

Yeah, sure, okay.

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