0:00.0	Forever
0:02.0	Dog Hello, hello. It's Julie Klausner back for another episode of How Is Your Week? Monologue Edition. It is October 8th, Wednesday, October 8th, specifically. And when is the Vanga bus coming? Am I wrong? I was told the Vanga bus was coming. I am eager to get on the Vanga bus. I don't know where the Vanga bus is going,
0:56.5	but that kind old man, now surely dead from the Six Flags commercial,
1:01.3	used to dance and dance to the tune about the Vanga bus coming.
1:05.5	And I've been sitting at this bus stop for years.
1:09.9	I feel like that guy in Ghost World
1:11.8	waiting for Ghost World.
1:15.3	I love that they're doing
1:16.5	waiting for Godot on Broadway and they were kind enough
1:18.8	to set up a skate park for
1:20.5	those two guys.
1:24.2	What does that call?
1:25.3	The half pipe.
1:30.5	Things are bleak, folks folks I don't want to
1:31.5	I don't want to sugarcoat anything but candy right now
1:34.2	and I'll tell you what else
1:35.3	this is what I've resorted to
1:37.5	as a self-soothing mechanism
1:40.0	re-watching old episodes
1:43.3	of Unwrapped with Mark Summers on, I don't know, one of the streamers,
1:50.3	you'll find it.
1:51.0	There's like 18 seasons.
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