Or like, I want to go shake my ass somewhere.

Got it. I am totally following now. These are parties where you cannot shake your ass.

You just gyrate with your shirt off. I was reading the freaking wall. I was like looking for hieroglyphs.

How can me be idiots? I feel like we're the smartest people alive.

We are.

We're getting into it.

Oh, sorry.

I am locked in one second.

Katie is locked in.

Oh, I'm just seeing me. I have a lot of inquiries in here.

But the emails are popping.

Guys, while Katie is reading through the emails, I'll set the stage here.

I am on the couch. This is not a drill.

Adam got promoted. I literally sat down on the couch and I look at Katie's, I almost just called

you Colby. Who? I look at Katie's dresser on the top of it and I'm like, wait, is that picture

frame new? And then I was also looking and I was like, and those candles. Like, I don't think I've seen those before and the vase. And Katie goes, no, that's always been there. And I realize it's because I only ever see her dresser from the vantage point of the floor. Honey, that's not a dresser. That's a console table. It looks like a dresser. No, a dresser, my goodness. It could be a dresser that's a console table it looks like a dresser no a dresser my goodness

it could be a dresser though no um like what do we define a dresser like this is a you get dressed

with the things inside of it okay so that's what i define a dresser as me what do you have in there

sweatshirts i bet it sweatshirts nope actually none of the none of the above. Nothing wearable in there. There's like, uh, actually, that's like our, that's where things go to die. That's like where junk goes, but it's like, extra blankets that we should just probably donate. You can wear a blanket. Things like that, you know, like, there was a rugby ball in there for a while.

Okay.

Just like random stuff that Jack brought with him.

Pretty much everything that Jack brought with him from his old apartment is stuffed in the console.

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