THE GIRLIES DESCRIBE THEIR EX IN SKINCARE TERMS!

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🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Describe your ex using a skincare routine.
0:02.0	SPF zero.
0:04.0	No protection whatsoever.
0:08.0	Guys, girls.
0:17.0	Welcome in.
0:18.0	Welcome back.
0:20.0	I'm feeling fucking like, Girls. Welcome in. Welcome back.
0:33.8	I'm feeling fucking like, how do I say like, um, like, you know, just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just like, yeah, I'm firing off of all senators.
0:37.7	I need that energy to shift towards me. I'm low.
0:40.8	Why are you low, man?
0:42.4	I'm low because I'm tired, James.
0:44.3	Can I say something?
0:45.6	Go on.
0:47.0	I don't want, I have a habit of doing this,
0:49.5	and I don't want to do it,
0:50.7	but I'm going to anyway.
0:53.8	Okay. Oh, man. Take. Okay. want to do it but I'm going to anyway okay I'm and take better care of yourself I do and I have
1:00.8	I slept early I just woke up early take better care of yourself I'm not going to repeat myself
1:07.7	I know because I'm going to repeat myself. Take better care of yourself.
1:12.9	Okay.
1:13.3	You've been coming into the studio a lot tired recently.
1:16.8	And I don't think you see it the way we see it.
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