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Run That Prank

The Gift

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

What is an appropriate gift from a secret admirer that you have never met?  Fool #1 might get hurt because the woman he sent the package to is married.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:09.9

And the subject is he went missing and magically reappeared.

0:14.8

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few.

0:19.2

Why did I want to say that?

0:20.5

Why did I want to say magically delicious? I don't know why. I just talked about it. Magically delicious. Right now the nephew is here. You hear him with today's prank. Phone call. What you got for is, Neff? This right here, Shirley, it's called the gift. The gift. Yes. Get a party of a present a present mm-hmm a very nice

0:41.4

one yes yeah we mailing it to him I went out my way on this one I'm telling you I went

0:46.4

out my way this right here's called the gift the cat dog give you hood hello

0:52.1

hello I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Breeie. Hey, Bree, how you doing? Listen, we, um, you and I, we've never met. I wanted to reach out to you, though. Did you, um, did you get, um, did you get a package that I sent to you last week? A package? Who is this?

1:09.1

My name is, my name, uh, my name is Jason, um, and I sent you a package. Jason, do I know you? Who are you? Say again now? How do I know you? You don't know me. I'm just, you know, I guess you can say I'm like a secret admirer, and I've been admiring you for quite some time. And, you know, I sent you a little something, and, you know, I didn't

1:28.5

know if you got it or not, if I had the right address, but I wanted to know if you had gotten it. So, you know, this is like my first time reaching out to you. You know what I sent that package to my house? Yeah, I mean, you got, you got a pair of my underwear with the rose petals all in it. You sent, you know, you're the .

1:25.2

And drives to my house.

1:26.6

Who the, are you?

1:28.3

And how do you know me? I've been in mind you for a long time. I see you, I see you at your job. I see you at your house, you know, at the grocery market when I see you. So what's your, do I know you? Where do I know you from? You don't know me, you know? You don't know me at all. But you know, I got, you know. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You didn't send some drowls to my house, got my husband all up in an uproar behind any damn drows. And don't even know me you got a husband yeah i got a

2:20.3

husband oh okay i i didn't i i mean hey i know disrespect brie i i ain't know you got a husband

2:27.1

you know you been watching me stocking me at my job in my house you i don't know that

2:31.3

hey i i apologize on that but you so you did get it i want

2:36.6

no apology yeah i got them okay i mean what did you think about the gesture though i mean

2:41.4

let me explain something to you my husband got that package with my name on it and i've been for

2:48.5

the last week going through hell. This is checking my Facebook,

2:51.9

all on my emails, going through my call history on my phone. I get, he wake my up in the middle

2:57.6

of the night talking about this and you're going to ask me about, are you crazy?

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