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Tees and sees apply.

Smart meat required.

I mean, Vinny's not here, so I don't...

I'm not sure how we're supposed to do this podcast without him.

All right, okay, well, there's no fucking way Dan's gonna host.

Yeah, no, that's clear.

I have to pay too much.

I'm in the studio, I could do like a big brother thing.

I don't know, it's just kind of creepy to have someone who's like

lording down over us watching us doing the host chair. What does that mean a big brother thing? Like you just hear my voice and I'm just telling you what to do.

Ed Harris and the Truman Show. Yeah.

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