The Giant Beastcast: Episode 112

The Giant Beastcast

Giant Bomb

Leisure, Technology, Video Games

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2017

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Time to talk about early impressions of Splatoon 2, Fire Pro Wrestling World, and... Zelda II? We also test our Super Mario knowledge, chat about that Castlevania series, and get deep into pickles.

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0:00.0	I'm excited to be here. I am very Vincent Caravella and it is episode 112-112 July-14.
0:25.0	That's 14 if you're going by the Roman calendar. Gregorian. Gregorian Roman calendar 2017. Excited to be here.
0:33.0	As always, extra excited to be here because Alex Navarro is back in town. Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody. Hi, Alex. Hi.
0:43.0	You are a whirlwind tour. Well, I mean, if I, you know, whirlwind, you mean two cities that are not in the US, then yes, you're all going with that.
0:51.0	That's what I mean. Jeff Bakler is here. Hey, I'm mostly Jeff Bakler. How are you? How was the rest of you?
0:57.0	That's in a puddle outside. If you sweat it out, sweat it out there. It's gross out there. I lost 10 pounds this morning and I feel terrible.
1:05.0	Really? If I lost 10 pounds this morning, I feel like it would be pretty good. All right. Well, that's your problem.
1:10.0	That 10 pounds is now going to end up in the New York sewers and mix with the chuds and then there's going to be chud Jeff.
1:15.0	It's how I circulate. It's how I spread my seeds. It's a bunch of like just a bunch of like mutants on the ground with hockey jerseys.
1:21.0	Yeah. Talk about gaming ways. And like all the cities, unhappiness helps us.
1:26.0	Oh, they're all ministering each other on the cheek. Look, they're spreading. That's how they turn you. They kiss you on the cheek.
1:33.0	Oh, they're so nice. Don't know. That's how they, that's how they become your friend.
1:37.0	Dan Riker tiered straight out of the trash bin. How do you feel? That's where I live.
1:42.0	Yeah, the upper east side trash box of the grouch. You would also go the grouch just.
1:47.0	Yep. That's what we do up there.
1:50.0	You didn't mess much. I heard there were some new hires while I was gone.
1:56.0	Oh, they suck. No, no, he was a guest. Margaret was nice. Margaret was very nice. Jeremiah.
2:02.0	I ran into him. I don't, I don't much care for him. Yeah, he doesn't eat out of a garbage bin.
2:07.0	Yeah, he actually seemed kind of disgusted by it. He put his hand out for you to shake it and you spit on it.
2:12.0	Now I did the Ric Flair thing and I fixed my hair. So shaking his hand. It seemed a little haughty.
2:17.0	By the way, Benny, I sent you that picture from the movie theater. He's just a baby driver last weekend.
2:22.0	And I did not take that out of the trash as much as he wanted to. I'm a married man before I went to the movies.
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