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🗓️ 26 November 2020
⏱️ 136 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello everybody! Welcome back to the giant beastcast! You are here, we are here! What a show, what a time! |
0:20.0 | It is the season for the beastcast, gigantic. We are here, it is Tuesday when we are recording, but this is the Thursday, November 26th show, now it is a 3 day show, Friday, November 27th show, and we are recording it on Tuesday, November 24th, because in the states here, we got some days off coming for that Thanksgiving holiday. |
0:46.0 | I am thankful that it is episode 288, I am also thankful to have Alex Navarro here, many I am always thankful to be on the show with you. |
0:56.0 | Thank you, I appreciate it, I am thankful to have Abby Russell here, always and forever. |
1:02.0 | I am thankful to be here too, I am thankful for this to be a thing I will be doing for the rest of my days, every Tuesday or Thursday, I will be here, no matter what. |
1:10.0 | Sometimes Friday, Jeff Bakkel, I am thankful for you to be here, and that you are microphone, I am thankful for your microphone. |
1:18.0 | Oh yeah, just pause it up right now, just rub all over that face. |
1:24.0 | Yeah, just cut it baby, I am thankful that you are in a very happy mood today, that you seem very joyous. |
1:30.0 | I wasn't in a bad mood, just like a frazzled mood. Jeff May or may not have forgotten about the schedule change. |
1:44.0 | Yeah, I did, let's not talk with the audience, Abby, let's just call on how it is I don't forgot about it. |
1:52.0 | Call a fuck up a fuck up. |
1:54.0 | Well look, here's the thing, you know, the calendars were invented for a reason, when God decided to make a calendar, God said, Jeff's not going to forget about bees' guests because of this thing I just invented. |
2:06.0 | Yeah, but you know what Jeff? |
2:07.0 | What I want to wild to think about is that like God did make the calendar, and he also made it to where you could never update it yourself Jeff, you had a way for someone else to do it. |
2:15.0 | And on top of that, that's really the beauty of God's blessing. |
2:17.0 | In addition, in addition to that aspect, which is 100% your fault, in the other part that's also 100% your fault is that God actually made a calendar before he made the calendar, and it's right in here. |
2:27.0 | It's a thing that you can use a day planner that you can just use to remember when stuff is happening. |
2:35.0 | Do you mind? |
2:36.0 | I keep my calendar in here and I'm pointing to my heart. |
2:39.0 | I keep my calendar in my butt. That's what I do. Do you remember that there's a famous Jurassic Park where it's like God creates calendar, calendar creates man, man creates slack, slack kills calendar, slack kills God. |
2:55.0 | No, it's man kills God. |
2:58.0 | How do we get from Jeff Bakkel? Are forgetting we were doing an episode to attacking into thrown in God? There's a missing, there's a missing string in here. |
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