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Oh God, here we go. I would like to welcome you all to the land of

Brohaya, where Rob and Nick are king. Sitting here with our pants off, pants on the ground,

just like the guy on American Idol, right? Hat turns sideways, golden your mouth,

pants on the ground, looking like a fool. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

I'm the delicious Rob Dady Dangledog. I'm here with the delicious Nick Alicious. We are very happy

to be here with you this morning on your commute while you sun the toilet, while you have sex with

your friends mom while you change the baby. We don't know what you're doing. That's a cool thing

about podcasts. You can listen to them anytime. We're here for all those things though. We are. We're

here for you in the dark times. We're here for you in the joyful times. If you're on a toilet paper,

we'll give you a roll. We'll lend you our hands to wipe your ass if you want. Keep on seeing

that video going around Facebook. Yeah, the toilet paper guy. Of the old black guy. He's like,

no, listen, you got a penchant. You got to tip it over and then you rolled it down your finger.

You had to rip the corner off first. And you wipe your finger through the hole.

You wipe your ass and you scoop the rest out with your finger and you use that little corner piece

to clean out your nails. Oh, yeah, dude. So gross. Oh, man. I think I talked. We talked in the

Patreon episode. My daughter's doing this cool thing now where she reaches in her diaper.

Yeah, she grabs a handful of shit out and she hands it to you. Yeah, I can't break your

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