Hello, Deadpool here. We're very excited to be joining you, but we should set the table correctly.

We're mostly going to make enemies with Disney and make a lot of jokes at huge expense.

Come again.

So sit back, relax, while we travel to a place where grown men and women walk around in

tights and act like it's not a giant cultural cry for help.

Because this is cinema. Shaggy God. Oh my God. This is the Jerry Callahan show.

Well, have a night Israel, have it night I d f that was Simone Biles she could take a seat okay Simone Biles one I believe one

gold that was last night one gold gold. The Israel Defense Forces,

won at least two golds in long distance missile shooting,

taking out two of the biggest scumbags on planet Earth and we couldn't be happier to see this.

I was sitting there reading with a big smile about the death of the one of the Hezbollah leaders in Beirut, one of the architects of the

murder of 12 children the other day in the Golan Heights and they took him out early last evening I believe in a

Beirut neighborhood he's gone now let me get his name, Faudhachur.

He's a hez-ball leader, and he was responsible.

Apparently, he was one of the men responsible for the marine base bombing in 1983, you may recall,

killing 241 Marines, 241 Americans.

And he's been alive and kicking for 40 years. It took the Israelis to take him out.

The US had a bounty on his head of 5 million bucks, but he was walking around free for 40 years and our

intelligence services could do nothing or did nothing about it I need someone

to help me with that I need someone to help me with that. I need someone to explain

that to me why we didn't kill this scumbag 40 years ago. I mean, it's not like he was hiding

out in a bunker for 40 years. He was hanging out, man, he was hanging out in Beirut in his apartment

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