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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

The Gerbiezburg Address

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Gerbz, while standing due to a hemmy, comes back and dispels rumors of disloyalty with a vengeance. This dude is unstoppable. The best.

Rest of the Ep is on the Paytch: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31526440

Transcript

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0:00.0

What up everybody? We're back. Thank fucking God dude. We have the gerb.

0:05.3

Wow, we got the gerb. It was a tough get because he didn't want to be a part of this anymore.

0:10.9

That's right. He wanted to distance himself from us, which you know that's an interesting

0:15.7

thing for a friend to do but you're the only one to have done that throughout the whole thing.

0:20.6

You're the only friend of mine that did that.

0:22.4

The only friend of mine that did that. The only friend of

0:23.4

yours to distance himself actively. Do you want to do you know how to

0:28.2

silence your phone? Do you know how to do that? That's DC. Yeah, that could be West Wing. That's a 202 area code. That could be the West Wing.

0:36.0

Gerves, how do you respond to these allegations, Shane put on you?

0:41.0

I mean this is exactly the exhausting sort of conversation that I wanted to

0:49.3

avoid. What are you talking about? I'm not having that. First of all, you did pone shade and sound check, I'll give you that.

0:56.0

Yeah, and that was totally for no reason.

0:58.0

He just aggressive, yeah, I don't want you guys to think I'm just coming at Germs right away.

1:02.0

That's all you do is come at me right.

1:05.0

For no reason in soundtrack, Gerbis just destroyed me.

1:08.0

I sigh when I see him calling me.

1:10.0

It just destroyed me. I see his name and I take a breath and I brace myself.

1:14.4

All right, I won't fucking call you.

1:15.8

Good. There goes half your phone call.

1:17.4

There goes half your friends, you fucking idiot.

1:20.8

I thought this would be a little more productive and positive

1:24.4

today. So did I. Germin walked in the house and was like,

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