The George Costanza Defense
The Damage Report with John Iadarola
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🗓️ 17 June 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome on an all to another day here at the damage report, not just any day, though, |
| 0:08.8 | of Friday, which means we once again have Brett Urleck. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, snap, yeah, if our Brett has gone. |
| 0:16.1 | I realized I had it switched headphones, so I decided to lean into this, what was the |
| 0:21.6 | damage report? |
| 0:22.6 | I'm low bot to John's Lando. |
| 0:26.3 | I just sit here until he's done talking and then I wake up and do my job. |
| 0:32.3 | That's the job. |
| 0:33.3 | What percentage of the audience knows who or what low bot is. |
| 0:37.4 | That's the question I ask you, America. |
| 0:40.1 | This is anyway. |
| 0:41.9 | I know, I'm aware. |
| 0:43.4 | I'm just telling them for those listening to the podcast, he lives in the cloud city with |
| 0:48.6 | Lando. |
| 0:49.6 | And he just wakes up and walks to deal with stormtroopers. |
| 0:54.0 | And argument can be made that we have gone too deep into Star Wars canon this early into |
| 0:58.6 | our political analysis show. |
| 1:00.4 | But maybe not far enough. |
| 1:02.3 | Maybe not should we talk about the black sun syndicate? |
| 1:04.6 | Should we? |
| 1:05.6 | Anyway, we're going to talk about a lot of stuff today. |
| 1:08.2 | But I am most excited assuming that you're watching our full show. |
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