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The General (CRS149)

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Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

A Classic RISK! Singles episode! A story that David Koechner first shared on the podcast in September of 2014 about not anticipating having so many kids. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

0:12.6

dare to share.

0:14.0

I'm Kevin Allison, and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

0:19.0

back at content from our earlier years.

0:21.9

Sometimes single stories, sometimes whole episodes, keep in mind that years ago people might

0:26.6

have awarded things differently than they would today.

0:29.7

As always, the title of the whole series, Risk, is itself a content warning.

0:35.9

This week, a story that David Keckner first shared on the podcast in September of 2014,

0:43.1

here's David now with the story we call The General.

0:49.3

I remember in sixth grade, a teacher, a student teacher came to our class, I'm from a small

1:01.2

town of Missouri, and the thing that he talked about was a little bit remarkable in that

1:04.5

it was very political.

1:06.2

The thing that was the most seared in my brain was he said, what you should do in life

1:11.3

is replace only you and your spouse because there are limited natural resources in this

1:16.7

world and we keep growing as a global population and the way to keep it in check was just replace

1:22.4

you and your spouse.

1:23.4

That really hit me.

1:24.4

It's like, you know, that makes absolute sense.

1:26.4

I remember that's what I digested from that talk.

1:29.6

My wife and I have five children.

1:34.4

Here's how it happened.

1:36.6

I got married at 33.

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