What I established with you in five minutes was like pretty impressive.

At this point, this whole thing's been a shit show.

This is like more stressful than my real job.

I'm not here to chase the fucking roses.

I'm here for a partner and crown.

I'm confident that I could get a roast tonight.

I mean, if I don't get a roast tonight I mean if I don't get it after that I have no

business being here what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your

rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought? Oh, hello hello, welcome to another brand-spank a new episode of another Bachelor

podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

What's going on everybody?

And behind the glass, one producer Patrick Hecky.

Hi everybody!

That was pretty.

Thanks dude. That was really nice.

Hey guys, crazy.

Crazy episode, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Definitely, dude.

I gotta say, this is good reality television

This is really good reality television. Put a bunch of late people in their late 20s early

30s on a beach banging each other drama happens.

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