The Geekbox: Episode 83
The Geekbox
Ryan Scott
4.6 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2010
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Wherein we discuss fake STDs, awful reality shows (like Jersey Shore), Dragon Quest IX horror stories, Plants vs. Zombies for XBLA, Peggle, Who Do You Think You Are?, Professor Layton and the Unwound Future, impossible puzzles, League of Legends, PAX enforcers, the fall TV season, the Video Music Awards, cranky old men, Pedobear alerts, other stupid memes, Super Mario Bros., Mark Millar, and M. Night Shyamalan. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and Alice Liang.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the Geek Box episode 83. This is the podcast for the week of |
| 0:15.5 | September 13th 2010 and I am in a room full of laughing children. These people are insane |
| 0:27.8 | They're having the laughing fit over who knows what and I can't control them. It might be that I have herpes. Oh, that is pretty funny. Oh, it's right. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay, sorry. |
| 0:38.0 | Gosh. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm the one with the herpes. |
| 0:41.0 | We're so professional. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, really? Tell us about that. No, I have a burn |
| 0:45.2 | wound near my mouth that looks like herpes. It's like, are you sure? I told everyone before a podcast is like, |
| 0:50.8 | don't make me laugh too hard because then my wound will start cracking |
| 0:56.0 | and it will never heal. Oh boy I can already see when you tell people not to laugh when you tell people not to laugh, that's the first thing they're going to do. |
| 1:06.9 | And apparently you're in a room with two people who are prone to giggle fits that last upwards of 20 minutes. |
| 1:11.6 | Just think about what the forum threads are. the last |
| 1:13.0 | up of 20 minutes. |
| 1:15.0 | Just think about what the forum threads are going to look like. That'll make you stop laughing. |
| 1:17.0 | Stop making me laugh. |
| 1:18.0 | It hurts. |
| 1:20.0 | So what? |
| 1:21.0 | You don't want to share that. |
| 1:23.0 | You know? |
| 1:24.0 | She doesn't actually have herpes. |
| 1:27.0 | Good God. |
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