Hey boys and girls it's your good old pal Uncle Peeby Walnuts now support for the geek box

Comes from Manscape to his number one in men's below the belt grooming manscape offers precision engineered tools for your family jewels you know know, the pouch, the man twins, Harry and the softballs,

the boy boulders, the leg bags, the nads, the hacky sacks, the ornaments, the southern brothers,

the balls. We're talking about the balls.

You see, for centuries now, men have been shaving the bumbles and grundles with old-ass knives

and swords and garbage they found in the woods behind the yard.

Because of this dangerous approach, they cut the balls all over the place.

Fucking blood everywhere. Disgusting!

That's why Manscate has redesigned the electric trimmer for today's sophisticated ball-shaving man.

The lawnmower 2.0 has proprietary skin safe technology so this

trimmer won't nick or snag your big nuts. That means they finally stop the

manscaping accidents. They're thinking of the past. Like my car and your good wife Charlotte.

Another advantage of Manscate is that it frees up your regular shaving

raisers so you can use them on your face and your ass and your arms and your feet and legs and

shit. Why would you use the same thing on the face and the balls? That's crazy talk. That's like

like putting on boxer shorts on your face and going trick-or-treating.

Manscape also has the crop preserver,

an anti-chafing ball deodorant and moisturizer.

Whoa, what are we fucking NASA?

You already put the deodor in on your armpins.

Why you're not putting the odour in the dwarfs

part of your body, the big ass balls, the Ferrari testoroses,

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