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The Geekbox

The Geekbox: Episode 308

The Geekbox

Ryan Scott

1up, Who, Ign, Playstation, Gamespy, Xbox, Tv, Dr, Comics, Gfw, Leisure, Burn, Ziff, Lost, Games, Nintendo, Gaming, Cgw, Venture, Dc, Egm, Video Games, Marvel, Geekbox, Movies, Warcraft, Notice

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Wherein we discuss the Escape from the Walled City, extreme sportsball knowledge, Disney magic, a 2015 Animaniacs update, Warcraft, Metroid Prime Trilogy, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, the future of wearable devices, Ryan Scott's dad, and the Venture Bros. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guest Chris Noyes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Man, shiving socks. I wish I could find a good razor that didn't give me a riser burn and cut my face off and cost a whole paycheck.

0:07.6

Well you should stop rubbing gravel in your face like an idiot and shopping at the garbage store and buying little plastic things you just rub on your face

0:14.7

they don't do anything.

0:15.7

But I'm dumb and clueless.

0:17.2

What shall I do my beer-ass looking shopping expert friend?

0:20.7

Listen, if you want to be better at kissing and to look really cool and sexual like me, you need

0:25.7

to go and try Harry's raisers.

0:27.5

They're high quality, they're engineered by real live Germans, they're sharper than katana

0:32.1

swords, and they're half the price of the gravel

0:35.0

that you've been rubbing on your face in an attempt to make less hair grow on that.

0:38.5

But I've never heard of this hairy.

0:40.3

Who did I come from?

0:42.2

It was founded by two actual human men, just like you and me,

0:45.0

who were sick of cutting their face up every day

0:48.0

by rubbing gravel on it in an attempt to be more hairless.

0:51.0

Instead of not rubbing gravel, they did a thing about it and now they have these

0:55.4

awesome raisers. For $15 you can just go and get the True Man's Starter Kit which comes with a

1:00.4

razor, your choice of shaving, lubric lubricant oils or Harry's all new space

1:04.8

age foaming gel for your face, as well as three badass raisers made from former swords at a German

1:11.1

factory that used to manufacture tanks.

1:13.7

And the German factory was so cool, the guys liked it so much they bought the place.

1:17.4

And anyway, once you buy these things, you should also try out Harry's brand new aftershave

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