THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with logic.
We read emails about God, genetics, nihilism, brain rot in schools, and other stuff. I had a lot of fun. You should listen. Call your family afterwards.
I am going to sleep now. I am a gecko.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:05.2 | Welcome to the Therapy Gecko podcast. |
| 0:07.5 | This is a special Thanksgiving edition of Geckmail. |
| 0:12.7 | For those who are unfamiliar, |
| 0:13.8 | Geckmail is a version of this show where instead of talking to a caller, |
| 0:18.3 | I read Viewer Mail. |
| 0:20.4 | And this is a very special Thanksgiving edition of the show because I have a special guest on the show, my sister Chloe. |
| 0:30.4 | Chloe, how are you doing? |
| 0:31.4 | I'm doing good. How are you? |
| 0:32.7 | I'm doing really good. |
| 0:34.0 | Chloe was a guest, you were a guest on the show. |
| 0:36.3 | Many years ago. |
| 0:37.1 | Many years ago, four years ago. Four years ago. |
| 0:39.0 | I've been on the show three and a half times. What was the half time? The half time was when I was the |
| 0:44.7 | Jack in the Box, the head. Oh yeah. Yeah. I did a brand deal with Jack in the Box like four years ago. And Chloe, they sent me like the head of the clown guy. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | And I and my wonderful sister sat there on stream for like 45 minutes in that stifling |
| 1:03.2 | head. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah, she was willing to be Jack. |
| 1:06.7 | I was willing to be Jack. |
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