This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Wednesday, the 7th of August.

I mean, sometimes you hear something or you see something on the television. You think,

she can't be serious. In this case, it's that dreadful old baggage, Jordan.

She said to her current boyfriend on the programme,

well, if you won't give me a child, I know lots of other people who will.

Well, my advice to Chris, the drippy one who's being run around like a complete little girl's handbag,

is ditch her, go and get a life somewhere somewhere because it's getting worse and worse and worse.

And unfortunately, because she's a nasty piece of work, it wouldn't surprise me if she's

obsessed with having children. She doesn't want any money. The only money she's got coming in is

from this, you know, my crazy, sad, lonely life. Anyway, back in the real world, Paddy McGuinness

says that attention-seeking Christine

McGinnis, the one who seriously thinks that people are interested in her shallow life,

has banned him from swearing after his daughter used the S-word at nursery. Well, that's quite

normal, but there again I should imagine Paddy and his attention-seeking wife use that sort of language all the time. Let's face it. Where do you think Harvey got his C-word from? Home. Oh, I can imagine she's violent home. I should imagine the kids know just about every filthy word under the sun.

Hilarious pictures show how Meghan, Harry, Kate and William could look as pensioners. They've actually given them the sun. Hilarious pictures show how Meghan, Harry, Kate and William could look as pensioners.

They've actually given them the face app treatment, which is quite good actually.

I mean, you know, Kate looks completely different.

Harry is interested, whereas Prince William doesn't really look any different at all,

which is probably not a bad thing for him.

Not a bad thing. He better cape up or he'll be gone. Love Islands, Mora Higgins. She was in here the other day.

My God, they have to do her up for the television. Wearing the same outfit she wore the day before when she was talking to Aymann Holmes.

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