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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

The Gayly Dose: “Gay-lor’s Version”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,

0:06.2

the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.

0:11.1

The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money.

0:17.2

It lets you understand what lenders see so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.

0:22.8

It's dead easy to check it and completely free.

0:26.6

See it in seconds.

0:27.9

Download the Experian app today.

0:29.6

So the guy's trying to scare the kangaroo and he finally starts to let go of the dog.

0:35.5

But then he goes towards a man and the man just boxes and just pops

0:39.4

him in the face, just a little pop of the face.

0:42.0

And the kangaroo looks and goes,

0:44.3

well, I can't believe you did that.

0:46.6

And then just walks away.

0:49.1

Kind of like, you bitch.

0:59.7

I don't know. You bitch! Welcome to the gaily dose, y'all.

1:02.1

Your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.

1:07.8

I'm Maddie.

1:08.7

And I'm poodle.

1:09.7

And we're longtime squirrel friends. And we're here to

1:12.0

edge McHL, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so. I think we're getting better. We're getting a little better. And you know what? Now the mercury retrograde is over. Well, we're still kind of in a shadow. Is it officially? Well, it ended on Monday, but we're in the shadow to like the 25th.

1:27.3

And let me tell that.

1:28.2

What the fuck does that mean?

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