The Gayly Dose #70: “Ivan R. the Terrible”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's like Charles, Charles R. Manson.
0:03.9	Yeah.
0:05.5	Pull R pot.
0:09.6	Ivan R. the Terrible.
0:11.8	Ivan R. the Terrible.
0:14.5	To make, to separate from all the other Ivan the Terribles.
0:30.9	Welcome to the Gately Dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.
0:31.7	I'm Maddie.
0:32.6	And I'm Poodle.
0:33.4	And we're longtime squirrel friends.
0:35.0	And we're here to edgimicate, y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so. But it's not stopping us. The gaily dose is it stopping. No, no, we're just... Don't you try to stop me? Yeah, we're... Okay. That makes me more adamant. Why are you angry already today? I'm not angry. I'm, I'm spirited.
0:55.8	It's different.
0:57.7	Schedule an appointment tonight, please.
1:00.6	Yeah, starting to...
1:03.0	Starting to wear on me.
1:07.2	Just...
1:08.2	Lord.
1:09.1	The gears are speeding up.
1:10.9	There's only one thing that can slow them down.
1:13.3	Well, I guess, I guess.
1:16.0	And that's a dick.
1:18.0	Oh, how are you this week?
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