The Gayly Dose #63: “How Do You Like Them Apples?”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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The boys talk about a new TikTok trend, as well as new albums by Robyn, Raye, and Mon Rovîa. You can gift the gift of gay all year round! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠⁠ or + Supercast ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/⁠⁠ + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 +Watch us on video ⁠⁠www.youtube.com/@RealityGays⁠⁠ Click here for all things RG! ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/RealityGays⁠ COME at Mattie on Cameo! https://v.cameo.com/e/jnrS9iCLi0b To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
0:04.0	We're having a baby.
0:06.0	We're having a baby.
0:07.0	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.0	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.0	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.0	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.0	I think of it like a Tamagocchi.
0:17.0	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby.
0:21.8	Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:27.3	18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.
0:30.2	Red Delicious are douche guys.
0:31.8	Green apples are too tart.
0:33.1	They're your bitchy friend.
0:33.9	They're great to cook with.
0:36.7	They are.
0:37.2	How did this become an apple segment?
0:38.6	I don't know what you got to.
0:40.2	I'm at.
0:40.2	I'm Maddie.
0:55.9	And I'm Poodle. And I'm Poodle. And we're long, Welcome to the gaily dose. Your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.
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