there's a song called adult-sized medium that I've been playing on repeat.

And it basically is just like I'm getting into it.

It's this adult-sized medium.

She says, but the 20-year-old me is still inside, I think.

And then the thing, the chorus has me in a chokehold.

And it says, was it a sip of wine or apparel um i remember everything

and nothing at all i'm waking up in a dream sequence but sometimes i can't see me in it

it's it's all millennial on we and you a millennial, you need this album in your life.

Welcome to the gaily dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes and general homosexual foolishness. I'm Maddie. And I'm poodle. And we're longtime squirrel friends. And we're here to edgimicate y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so still. Still. Although today, you just brought something up. And I think we're qualified to talk about this. Oh. Yes, especially because we've been Angelinos when all of it began happening. Yes. Poor Brittany. I know. Poor Brittany just got arrested. Yeah, she just got arrested for a DUI in like, where was it? Like Calabas. Ventura. What else are you going to do in Ventura? I know. It's pretty. Dried drunk. That's what you do. You can't get an Uber out there. It's so expensive. We're apologizing for her. It's not pretty's fault. Also, it just seems like she just she just you know

get in her car and go for a drive

after four chardonnays

oh yeah i don't know why but why do i feel like

brittany spears still drinks a sex on the beach

or a tom collins i kind of look i uh you know

you're making a sex on the beach

sex on the beach well i just

saw that i think last week that she just sold her album yeah the catalog for millions um

but it kind of makes me she's having a she's having a rough time you know it's this idea of like

i don't know there was about 30 yeah with with her book know, it's this idea of like, I don't know, there was, about 30, yeah,

with her book and everything, it's, everybody talks about poor Britney and why I just said it.

And I mean it. And I'm not, I don't mean this is, it's what I think is not addressed. And this was

kind of the problem of the free Brittany movement is that they were fighting for like the Brittany they knew

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