The Gayly Dose #58 “Punch Monk(ey) Love”
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | is there any like 25 year old sissies like that listen i would like to know and if you do |
| 0:07.0 | how the fuck did you find us a how did you find us and b when you listen to us do you not get |
| 0:15.2 | about half of our references do you are your wikipedia Are you on Wikipedia? Welcome to the Galey dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness. |
| 0:33.8 | I'm Maddie. |
| 0:34.7 | And I'm poodle. |
| 0:35.8 | And we're longtime squirrel friends. |
| 0:37.4 | And we're here to edjimicate, y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so. |
| 0:42.8 | Who don't take the floor because you're already on one this morning. |
| 0:46.4 | Go ahead. |
| 0:48.2 | Ever since, I just have to say, I flew back from New York, New York City last night. |
| 0:55.3 | And I was kind of like, we were busy this week with the Ambys and our devastating loss. |
| 1:01.3 | Debt boy. |
| 1:02.6 | It is. |
| 1:03.4 | At the hands of Conan O'Brien. |
| 1:04.7 | There was an article about variety of how we were robbed. |
| 1:08.7 | I don't think that's true. |
| 1:11.9 | Well, maybe I read it late after some gummies. |
| 1:16.4 | No, I was, as soon as I kind of was rejoining the world of media and culture, I was like, |
| 1:23.0 | what's this with this monkey that I keep hearing about, this macaque monkey? |
| 1:28.0 | And then I went down, I went into a punch k-hole. |
| 1:34.4 | And I was compelled by the story of punch. |
| 1:39.3 | The tiny little baby monkey. |
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