The Gayly Dose #57: “My Niece, Paprika”
Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle
Matt Marr
4.8 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | McDonald's wraps all flavor, no mess. |
| 0:02.9 | No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt. |
| 0:05.1 | No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. |
| 0:07.9 | Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new teeka chicken. |
| 0:12.8 | Rapped up neat. |
| 0:14.8 | Served after 11 a.m. |
| 0:16.1 | Teaker chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26. |
| 0:18.2 | Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability. |
| 0:19.9 | Putting Ms. Jay on basic cable. Yeah. In 2002. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. Welcome to the gaily dose of your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual |
| 0:43.1 | foolishness. I'm Maddie. And I'm poodle. And we're longtime squirrel friends. And we're here to |
| 0:48.2 | educate y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so. You said homosexual. |
| 0:53.8 | I know, I said, I wanted to say it fun. I wanted to say homosexual. I think I'm going to say different every time just to fuck with you. Is that okay? I don't think I have any choice. Y'all, okay, before we get in the drug, this is the thing, this is where Poodle and I are today. We just had a friend who's on a text change. It was like, guys, my phone died. It completely obliterated. I've lost pictures. I've lost everything. Well, then all their other friends started sending old pictures. So in Pudel's defense, the original thread wasn't seen. I missed the original. |
| 1:27.9 | I always miss group text because I have them all on non-alert because I can't handle it. |
| 1:33.5 | You have to have them all on non-alert, all of them. |
| 1:36.6 | And so I'm like halfway down to my defense. |
| 1:44.8 | And all I see is what did you say? |
| 1:47.0 | What did you say? |
| 1:47.1 | What did you say? |
| 1:49.3 | And I went, yay. |
| 1:55.3 | No one liked it, commented or hearted. |
| 2:00.3 | It was ignored no one questioned it and so and then i went and then you just |
| 2:12.4 | brought it up and i went uh-oh i guess that's probably not something I should have said. |
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