The Gayly Dose # 54: “Go Ask Phallus”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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The boys talk about the star-studded Broadway cast reveal of the new “The Rocky Horror Show” revival, the new Star Trek series “Starfleet Academy,” and add another member to their “Icons” circle. --- Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee - Education Fundraiser in our Facebook grouphttps://www.facebook.com/donate/1406813010825531/2142701099836844/ COME at Mattie on Cameo! NOPE, Poodle ISN'T! https://v.cameo.com/e/jnrS9iCLi0b To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.5	I got to say by the end, it was a little too much penis.
0:03.8	Oh.
0:04.8	Well.
0:05.2	I've never said that before.
0:15.3	Welcome to the gaily dose.
0:16.9	Your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness. I'm Maddie. And I'm poodle. And we're longtime squirrel friends. And we're here to edjimicate, y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so. Well, judging off, a teaser, judging off the word of the gay today, I think we are experts, but we're going to get to that.
0:40.0	How are you? I'm well.
0:45.8	You're good. I'm just, I'm, I was just looking at some, I thought we would start to show up with some, with some Broadway casting news. Oh, some news. Well, news for us. News for us.
0:52.7	Everybody else is like like what? Gay news
0:54.3	So
0:55.3	A great white gay
0:56.7	That's what they called me in college
0:59.6	There goes a great white gay
1:01.4	That sounds fat boys
1:04.2	Every night's an open and not
1:06.3	Get it?
1:07.7	Anyway
1:08.3	So
1:08.6	They announced This has been, I believe, yesterday.
1:13.6	They announced the casting for the Broadway revival of Rocky Horror Picture Show,
1:23.6	or what they're calling the Rocky Horror Show, I guess.
1:26.6	Okay.
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