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It was kind of misshapen.

But boy, did it get the job done.

Okay, all right.

And it wasn't aesthetically pleasing.

But sometimes we don't need to be.

Sometimes we're judged by our deeds and less by our looks.

That, okay.

Especially if you're a penis.

Welcome to the gaily dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general

homosexual foolishness.

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