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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

The Gayly Dose 46: “Turkey Lurkey Time”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The boys discuss what they are “gay thankful“ for this year. Happy Thanksgiving, sissies! --- Gift the gift of gay! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays/gift⁠ November is SEEPING with exclusive content y’all!  JOIN RealityGays+  + Patreon ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠⁠ or  + Supercast ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/⁠⁠  + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097  +Watch us on video ⁠⁠www.youtube.com/@RealityGays⁠⁠ Click here for all things RG!  ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/RealityGays⁠ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Dr. Mary Claire Haver. If you're ready for honest conversations about what it takes to thrive in midlife and to maximize your health, your power, your purpose, then my new podcast, Unpaused, is here for you. Join me and expert guests every week as we tackle what really matters in the second half of life. Make sure you never miss an episode by following

0:22.2

Unpaused with Dr. Mary Claire Haver on Amazon Music. Just open the app, hit follow, and let's start living

0:29.3

unpaused together. We don't know how good we have it to have Kelly Clarkson singing every day to us.

0:40.3

We don't.

0:41.1

That's what I'm gay thankful for.

0:43.4

Wonderful.

0:48.5

Welcome to the gaily dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.

0:58.7

I'm Maddie.

0:59.4

And I'm poodle, and we're longtime squirrel friends.

1:01.8

And we're here to Edge McHL, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so.

1:06.5

Well, I feel like we are qualified today.

1:08.4

I feel like we're getting there.

1:09.5

We're almost a year end, and today we're very qualified.

1:12.4

We're going to have to change the prompt.

1:14.9

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

1:17.4

Yesterday.

1:18.8

Yep.

1:20.7

Hope it was a great Thanksgiving.

1:22.9

It's Turkey Hangover Day.

1:24.3

Oh, I am so, boy, I just got banged by. I had tapas and Kava and Spanish

1:31.4

dick for Thanksgiving. Tappas and Kava? Stop, stop. Don't they drink Kava? Or Tamprenio? I don't know,

1:39.8

but I got stuffed like a turkey. We're recording this early. We're recording this way early, y'all. How does that work if you're traveling with Laura? Do you say, I just got to get banged? She actually told me she's like, girl, she's like, if you meet somebody, she's like, just give me a bottle of Kava and just send me to the hotel lobby and I'm fine for a couple of hours. Love it. And I said, same zies.

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