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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Remember we sang that at Caber Gay one year, and you written the last part goes, |
| 0:05.0 | literally the song goes, I need a dick, I need a dick. |
| 0:08.2 | And you sat on a straight man's lap in a disgusting short. |
| 0:12.8 | No, he was gay. |
| 0:13.4 | I'd had sex with him before. |
| 0:15.5 | Oh, he was gay. |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.8 | Welcome to the gaily dose, y'all, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes and general homosexual foolishness. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm Maddie. |
| 0:40.0 | And I'm poodle, and we are longtime squirrel friends, and we're here to edgimicate y'all, even though we have no qualifications to do so. |
| 0:41.0 | None. |
| 0:42.5 | Absolutely. |
| 0:46.3 | I think, I think, I don't think that matters anymore. |
| 0:47.4 | We have no. I think people can go on a microphone and talk. |
| 0:51.9 | And you don't have to be qualified. |
| 0:54.8 | I know. Who cares't have to be qualified. I know. |
| 0:55.7 | Who cares about experience or science? |
| 0:59.4 | We've been friends, too, if you think about it, for over 20 years. |
| 1:04.4 | I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't recognize time. |
| 1:07.6 | No, that makes sense. |
| 1:08.5 | I was 10 when I met you. |
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