The Gayly Dose 39 "Where The Hell Is My Husband"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Seeking Sister Wife, After Shows, Sister Wives, Comedy, Love After Lockup, 90 Day Fiancé, Love Is Blind, Tv & Film

4.6 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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The boys talk about the revival of “Cats: The Jellicle Ball” coming to Broadway next year, as well as the new album from Olivia Dean and the Netflix show “House of Guinness.” --- October is GAPING with exclusive content y’all! JOIN RealityGays+ + Patreon ⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays⁠ or + Supercast ⁠ ⁠⁠https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/⁠ + Apple Subscriptions https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 +Watch us on video ⁠www.youtube.com/@RealityGays⁠ Click here for all things RG! ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/RealityGays⁠ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Anna, I've got a new secret weapon for print.
0:02.2	Print.
0:02.9	Vista print, right?
0:04.0	That's not a secret.
0:21.6	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint. Business cards, stickers, t-shirt, signage, even photo books from your last holiday. If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.com. I would like a ring. I would like a ring. I would like a diamond ring on my wedding figure. I can't get that song out of my head, poodle.
0:22.9	Have you heard it?
0:39.2	The Ray song. I love it. But it's now, it's my banana phone. And I, I love it. I love the video. Has someone seen my husband? Isn't that the name of it? Or has anyone seen my husband? Where the hell is my husband?
0:40.0	Trying to tell us.
0:41.9	It's such a good song.
0:45.1	This is, you need to intro the show, sweetie.
0:46.5	Oh.
0:47.0	We do. We do. Welcome to the Galey Dose, your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.
1:06.1	I'm Maddie.
1:07.0	And I'm Poodle, and we are two longtime squirrel friends, and we're here to etchimicate y'all, even though we have little to no qualification to do so.
1:15.7	Hoodle.
1:17.1	You remember banana phone?
1:20.1	I'd like to forget it.
1:21.6	Well, you can't.
1:22.4	Because it's the song that plays somewhere in the inner recesses of the nautilus shell of my brain constantly.
1:28.9	Constantly.
1:30.7	Also, I don't...
1:31.6	Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
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