She takes the glass and the cans and throws them in the nearest thing and goes,

she says, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Wow.

Welcome to the gaily dose. your weekly shot of pop culture, dick jokes, and general homosexual foolishness.

I'm Maddie.

And I'm Poodle.

And we're longtime squirrel friends.

And we're here to edgimicate y'all, even though we have little to no qualifications to do so.

But that, we're just keeping on going.

Poods, did you hear?

I'm excited.

One of my, one of my, what's it called when you can fuck a celebrity and it passed?

One of my hall pass is you, you can't, single man. You don't have a hall pass when you're single you can't you could literally fuck anybody you wanted to oh okay well i like well apparently now i can

fuck or let's be honest he'll fuck me with that big legless dick because he and katie pair, or let's be honest, he'll fuck me with that big Legulist dick.

Because he and Katie Perry broke up.

Let's be honest.

The chances of that, the happening.

Was it, so they did, they, they did, they, they did they announced a divorce or they were separating.

They did, but they did.

Also, he might be into head

gear you don't know you don't know um you think it'd be first of all you think it'd be you and

you think it'd be male yeah god remember where you were when you saw his nude pick fuck it's really

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