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Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Scream. I am one of your host, Caleb.

I'm Alina.

Oh, Nash.

That is Ash, and thank you to Ethan Herp for creating a soundtrack that pleasures your ears at the intro and outro of each episode.

So check out all of his things at www.ethanherp.com.

Check out his website, Ash loves it.

I love his website.

Hi, guys. So today's episode is going to be very different from all the other ones that we've ever done.

Well, here's a thing. No one wrote this. No one directed this. We're directing this.

I was going to say we wrote it. We directed it.

We are directing it. Listen to me.

This was immediately offended by what I was saying.

No, I wasn't offended. I don't easily offend. She's up in arms.

Up in arms in my arms.

All right, guys, the budget for today's episode is zero dollars. It comes right from the mind.

It comes from our brains right to your ear holes from our soul.

I was going to say soul, too.

Our mind, body, spirit, hearts from my toes and our toes.

Yes, indeed.

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