This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lot the Sunday Times, now with goals.

Hello and welcome to the final game podcast of the regular season. The playoffs begin

no just kidding. I'm Gabriel Marcotti and these are sad times because it is our final podcast.

Don't shed a tear just yet.

Even though we've got Rory K Smith in the studio, we also have Allison Rudd and down the line at least for part of

this podcast we'll have Matt Hughes maybe even Ollie Kay later at least according to

my script is that is that right Dave hopefully

coming up we'll be chatting Louis Fenhaus and Marino it's not confirmed yet but

everybody seems convinced that the special one is back again.

Plus the usual quick hits and we'll be picking out our highlight of the season.

Are we going to do that?

Did you just put this in the script for no reason?

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