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Hello and welcome

welcome to a specially abridged version of the game podcast and you'll note that it's

just my voice you'll hear for the next half hour so interspersed with Rory

K Smith now the reason is we're not quite like our old boss Tony Evans who

complained that there was no football when International Week rolled around but it does feel like a little bit of a buzz killer.

It did feel Rory like a bit of a buzzkill going into it, right?

Yeah.

Or were you one of those people just like, oh, I need a breather from the excitement in

quality football.

It's always difficult this one in particular because as the club season is kind of getting into the

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