We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

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Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

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the futuro house Music comes out of the garbage disposal. I never know what's going to come out.

Did I say that right?

Futuro. I said it like Arturo.

The problem is if you say Futuro. It's sounds like you're saying I want to eat a few churros.

And I don't want to eat a few.

I want to eat many churros.

I don't want to eat any churros.

Few would not be enough for my churo appetite.

Well how would you pronounce futuro if you were Finnish? That's an interesting question.

How do the Finns pronounce futuro? You'd think there wouldn't be that chuh. That's just a futureo. That's just a weird

futuro. That's a weird English only artifact I would think.

The lack of any, ch in futu.

And we're just putting it in like furniture.

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