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The Valleycast

The Furiosa Drama and The Rock's Pee

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's time for another episode of The Valleycast, in which we discuss all this FURIOSA DRAMA, as well as the ROCK'S PEE, and we mourn the palpable absence of this podcast's backbone, Elliott Morgan, who was unable to attend today's event due to being in a lazy river in Mexico. More of this story at 11. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy Thanks for joining us tonight, folks. Yes, indeed, we have a brand-new episode. One wonders why the boys are talking about The Rock's pee, which is a phenomenon only one of us has experienced. I recall the day I thought "this person in the stall next to me apparently has a fire hose for a phallus," only to discover it was The Rock. Does this imply that the Rock was perhaps juicing or consuming performance-enhancing drugs, a known side effect being urinary abundance? I cannot say, nor can they. All I can say is that The Rock seems like he's very well hydrated. Thanks for your time, everyone, and may God help us all.

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0:00.0

That bunny gave me a goddamn scared, didn't it?

0:03.0

That bunny gave me goddamn scared.

0:06.0

That's what I'm saying gave you scared.

0:07.0

That bunny gave you scare.

0:09.0

People give me scared.

0:11.0

Uh-huh.

0:12.0

Uh-huh. Steve, where's her car? me scared. That money gave you scared.

0:13.0

Mm-hmm.

0:14.0

Steve, where's your coffee on this fine morning, eh?

0:17.0

Uh, I have iced tea.

0:18.7

This is also tea.

0:19.7

Whoa.

0:20.7

How did you get that from?

0:22.0

Where did I get this from? Where did I get this from?

0:23.7

Uh-huh.

0:24.8

Well, I actually, Kevin, I've been making my own big giant pitchers of piss,

0:30.1

sorry, ice tea, okay?

0:32.3

And I've not pissed in it that is piss and you are just

0:37.1

getting ready for Water World you told us you always thought there was going to be

0:40.1

Water World you're drinking your piss well you guys think I'm crazy because I'm

0:44.5

prepping for the end of the world the right way because soon we're gonna have to be

0:49.1

drinking our own piss and you guys are gonna be over there puking because you're like

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