4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | I'm going to be an old man in my bed dying and someone's going to be like wake up |
0:06.0 | it's Wednesday I'm going to be like I don't care what fucking day it is every day is the same. |
0:13.0 | I'm sorry to everyone for the vulgar language that we have. |
0:16.0 | I didn't know it was that kind of episode. |
0:18.0 | I thought this was going to be your typical kind of Sunday morning church service, |
0:21.0 | but apparently we're going to start sending immediately, especially on a sacred holiday that is Mother's Day. |
0:26.0 | So I didn't know this was, I didn't know this is the direction we were going to go in. |
0:30.0 | Well, listen, you hired me as a warm-up guy for your sermons. |
0:35.0 | Don't feel like watching movies, |
0:38.0 | so I watch people guess them instead. |
0:41.0 | I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with you. Do those mega churches have |
0:49.0 | warm up guys? |
0:51.0 | I bet they do. I bet. |
0:54.0 | I bet. |
0:55.0 | And does the announcements after the, |
0:58.0 | pray, after the electric guitar worship. |
1:01.0 | And then the pastor comes on. |
1:02.0 | Well, then there pastor comes on. |
1:03.0 | Well then there's a laser show and then the pastor comes on. |
1:07.0 | Remember that video that went viral of like, I think it was like either Jesus or Santa Claus like on a |
1:16.0 | fucking like zip line or something in the church going down the middle of the |
1:20.4 | church. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Valleycast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Valleycast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.