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The Funny Marco Interview: Dating Studs, Tormenting Walmart Customers & More

No Jumper

No Jumper

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4.54.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Funny Marco have one the most hilarious convo ever! ------ 00:00 Intro 0:33 Marco explains why he feels like he's the Donkey in Shrek 1:30 Marco doesn't know who Safari is 3:30 Marco doesn't know why it's called No Jumper 4:23 Funny Marco hates his name now 6:23 Marco interviews Adam now 7:23 Fired from Popeye's and Wallmart 8:01 M**bated at Popeye and not washing your hands 8:59 Marco says m***bating takes away from having s*x, and says Adam is lying about not being selfish during s*x 11:10 Ad: Brand My Dispo 15:48 Adam's not sure if Marco j* off to gang bang p**n or gang bangers 16:13 Working on a acne documentary, expects 6M for it when he wants to sell 17:17 At some point it was cliche to take a photo with Adam 18:38 Marco says some of Adam's interview are dry 21:18 Kanye tweets were allegedly fake 25:50 Heavy on Twitch is his happy place 27:30 Interviewed Tech 9ine and Sleazy from Kansas 29:05 How do you know it's your kid for real? 33:20 "Keef Chief"??? 35:52 Marco calls Gina "handsome" 36:23 Marco dates a gay woman sometimes 38:25 Ideal brand deal would be Skittles 40:04 Not smokig weed or anything strong + Long pause 41:39 Adam says he was influenced by Future when he was a 31year old kid, Marco says that's your decision, you shouldn't be influenced 43:39 Oprah is the richest interviewer 44:55 Let's get this interview over with! 46:19 Are you addicted to p***y? Adam explains when he realized he was 47:28 Homeless at 17 getting laid round the clock 48:11 Jidion pranking Heather + Charlamagne's T-Rell Donkey of the Day 51:41 Adam thinks he will still be doing podcast in 3 years 53:55 Adam wishes Marco to be so successful that he forgets about this interview 55:42 Adam watches k****ing videos at breakfast 56:50 Marco got his first iced out watch + Jewelry detector 57:25 Adam won't even attempt to get icy, thinks about an ankle bracelet tho 1:00:24 Trey Songz DMing Lena, Adam is not trying to fight Trey Songz 1:04:30 Marco doesn't poop 1:05:55 The Quando Rando situation 1:07:14 Is this the end of the pod? 1:08:00 Is Adam looking for a surrogate? 1:08:35 Marco reminds Adam to wrap it up ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

no jumper, coolest podcast in the world.

0:03.5

Today I'm in here with an entity, an icon, a viral behemoth.

0:12.7

Who's that mean?

0:14.4

It's like a beast.

0:17.8

I won't call myself a beast.

0:19.0

I'm like a like princess and a frog top of the.

0:25.5

In one way, like the princess gave you a kiss and you turned into a frog

0:29.6

girl. What happened to the frog?

0:31.9

No, it's like the frog is you know what?

0:34.2

I'm like donkey and shrek.

0:35.6

You from me.

0:36.4

I know it's in shrek.

0:37.7

What?

0:38.2

I know.

0:38.8

Old.

0:39.3

So basically it's about a donkey that getting like basically

0:42.6

don't mind one with him.

0:44.1

Then he finds somebody else that the shrek don't mind one with shrek.

0:47.4

But when they come together, they realize they can be

0:50.0

able to wait.

0:51.9

Yeah.

0:52.2

So the big green monster joins forces with the donkey.

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