The Funniest Tweets on the Internet with Jeff Vibbert - School Closings
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🗓️ 18 January 2017
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator. |
| 0:04.8 | Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs. |
| 0:09.7 | I hate stairs. |
| 0:10.9 | Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters |
| 0:14.6 | in car insurance with GEICO. |
| 0:16.2 | It's easy and they could save even more. |
| 0:18.3 | In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup. |
| 0:22.2 | And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about what were you talking about? Oh nothing |
| 0:27.1 | Bundling without compromise at geico.com right now on Mr. Vibs is calming the internet and Vibbs what have you found out? |
| 0:34.0 | Right. So I have a news story. |
| 0:36.0 | There on Twitter there was a Maryland School Corporation |
| 0:40.0 | and there's inclement weather in Maryland. |
| 0:42.5 | So a student tweeted at the School Corporation, |
| 0:46.2 | close school Tamaro, please. |
| 0:49.7 | He spelled tomorrow, T-A-M-A-R-O-W. Okay, tomorrow. So the school corporation tweeted back, but then how would you learn how to spell tomorrow? |
| 1:00.0 | Good, yes. |
| 1:03.0 | Unfortunately, the administrator that tweeted that got fired. |
| 1:07.0 | No! |
| 1:08.0 | What? |
| 1:09.0 | What? What did they claim like internet bullying or something? |
| 1:11.0 | But the kid even tweeted, uh, I didn't take it personally, I thought it was funny. |
| 1:14.8 | Oh my gosh. |
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