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And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723,

or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org.

But it's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always the husband. I don't keep

bad.

Hey, everybody. This is Sarah. This is Megan. You are listening to It's Always the Husband podcast.

Welcome. Thanks for tuning in. We're glad you're here and joining us. Yeah, thanks. We appreciate every single listen and we're amazed that we have listeners. Did you see that we are out of the Apple

podcast chart in New Zealand? What? But does that mean we were on it ever? Oh yes, we were.

Oh my God. We're on the Apple charts in New Zealand, in Cyprus.

I saw Cyprus. I see. We're still on Cyprus and Portugal. But we were actually in New Zealand.

That means we could go visit there. We could. Right? Yeah. I'm pretty sure if you're on a chart there,

that is a first class ticket to New Zealand. And then like a spider will come and bite us in the vaj. And then you'll have to humiliate yourself like you do at the doctor constantly like I did today showing your vaj and butthole. Having to let a male nurse take pictures of my badge. And he said, I'll try to do these tastefully. And I was like,

there's nothing tasteful about this. Just take the fucking picture. You were posing nude in

front of a male today. I had to hold my vagina lip to the side. Hey, welcome. If you're new here,

I just talked about my vagina lip. Sorry, it's not like a true crime right away.

You got to wait a little bit. You have to hear about my vagina look first. And I'd hold it over to

the side so he could get a good shot of the rash. I feel like you were bamboozled. I feel like

that's not what happens. Like Joey when he was getting measured for his suit and his tailors was always grabbing him.

And they were tugging at his ball sack.

Yeah.

No, I mean, that could be it.

Then when the, the, the, my turtontologist is a woman.

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