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The Friend Zone

The Friend Zone 1st Anniversary Live Show - NYC

The Friend Zone

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.85.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Dustin walked out to James Brown. Assante walked out to India Shawn. Fran walked out to Groove Theory. Welcome to The Friend Zone Live Show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, have you seen my beveless big and it's chromin' it's round.

0:03.6

If you got hair growing out your face, just put it down, down.

0:07.6

Hey, by you a bent, full razor dog, put it on your face.

0:12.9

By you a bent, full razor dog, put it on your face.

0:16.8

That's right, that's right, that's right.

0:19.1

Stop relying on razors that leave you looking worse than when you started shaving.

0:22.7

And I added that to the damn ad.

0:24.9

Now, order your bevel razor today by going to get bevel.com and using code friendzone to

0:30.7

get 20% off your first month.

0:32.6

That's code friendzone to get 20% off the first month of your new bevel subscription.

0:37.4

You can think us later, your face will look much better, your hair will look much better

0:41.1

groomed.

0:42.1

You're able to get jobs and current insurance and good tables at restaurants and all of the

0:46.8

things that Bill Cosby told you your black ass would have if you pulled up your pants.

0:50.7

They are now attainable with bevel.

0:52.4

Start shaving smarter with bevel, get bevel that time.

0:57.0

Use code friendzone.

1:00.7

Welcome to the friendzone.

1:04.2

My name is Assante.

1:07.7

This is the friendzone.

1:12.2

My name is Aona.

1:19.2

My name is Aona.

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