The Freshman

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to UC-Sunnydale, where the professors verbally assault you, vampires kill your potential boyfriend, and your crazy roommate makes un-human noises when they sleep. While Willow and Oz are thriving in college and living for all the new knowledge thrown their way, our girl Buffy is struggling. She’s facing self doubt and a new foe in uncharted territory, and she can sense some serious evil lurking around campus. Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about one of the most popular zaddies of today, theorize about a weird phone call, and demystify owl hooting. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:12.0	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:19.4	I fucking love it!
0:22.8	The hair is just hairing.
0:25.0	The hair is hairing, the face is facing, the fit is fitting, and immediately we started
0:29.0	singing the song.
0:34.0	When he just goes from like, you're old, you're like, you're just like, you're good,
0:38.0	good, good.
0:39.0	Sometimes they do shut Angel Dama being like, the sun's up, so fuck off.
0:43.0	I can't even be out in the sun, pussy.
0:45.0	And then they start to make out, but I don't know if you can call it that.
0:48.8	It is one of the worst things that I've ever laid my fucking eyes on.
0:53.9	I have never been so repulsed by a man in my life, never.
1:00.0	I'm gonna kick your ass, 243 years in the fucking past.
1:04.0	Can you just shut the fuck up and let the slayer slay, and the students look towards the
1:08.2	sky, and we see a total eclipse of the sun.
1:10.9	Total eclipse of the sun.
1:16.3	I really sang a lot, and not super cut.
1:18.4	I have to say, I still fucking love that you love that they just are constantly literally
1:24.6	roasting Angel for not being able to go in the sun.
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