Say hello to the bad godman tax season

Episode 13. Let's get this motherfucker money, baby. I'm just out here trying to eat listen

I just ate some wings y'all the shit was terrible the wings of garbage

I don't ever want them shit again

But anyway, it was a busy weekend in Newsman. Let's start it off with sister Rachel

Sister Rachel how you doing sister Rachel sister Rachel who are you?

Who are you sister Rachel who the fuck is Rachel?

Dollars out whatever her name is

Shenikwa whatever your name is listen Rachel who the fuck are you?

You know at first I was like like going out for this girl

I was like your Rachel was kind of dope. She wanted to be black. She wanted to be down

You know what I mean? This is we should all be flat about this. You know what I mean? This is big for us

But then the more I started digging in I'm like Rachel is fucking a psycho

Because she lied about having cervical cancer. She lied about being raised in South Africa

She paid a black dude to come and act like a father

That's it's nothing to be flattered about that any any person is lying that much and as a public figure should not have the job

You know what I mean and for her to do all that I still don't know what the underlying reason would be for her to act like she's black

I wish I could see like the white people facing a home when they heard that story

Like I wish we just all had like the hidden cameras where we could just watch the reaction as that shit came across on the news because

That ratio shit this might be the biggest lie in the United States of America fucking history

Besides we was getting 48 cuz in the middle, you know what I mean? So I don't know man

That's fucking brother Rachel Rachel dollars out whatever bitch. She resigned today good

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