The Free Soup Conspiracy | Quick Question Ep. 314
Quick Question with Soren and Daniel
Quick Question Podcast
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Chapters: 0:00 - The history of Cracked books (and the one that failed)
04:25 - The Resolution of the Free Soup Saga
5:15 - Motivating children with the "Drowning Mice" experiment
24:00 - Why we look terrible when running
27:50 - Running form: T-1000 vs. Holding a Potato Chip
35:00 - The Arcade Fairness Doctrine (Zootopia 2)
38:30 - The tragedy of the heart bells
47:00 - Soren gets trapped in a Chevy Volt trunk
56:00 - Remembering how to fix cars pre-Internet
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Credits: Hosts: Soren Bowie & Daniel O'Brien
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Produced By: Gabe Harder
Asst. Editor: Liam Harder
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| 0:00.0 | I've got a quick, quick question for you all right. |
| 0:05.0 | I want to hear your thoughts on what's on your mind. |
| 0:09.0 | I've got a quick, quick question for you all right. |
| 0:13.0 | The answer's not important. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm just glad that we could talk tonight. |
| 0:17.0 | So what's your favorite? |
| 0:19.0 | Who did you get? |
| 0:20.0 | When will I be remember what's it out |
| 0:22.6 | where did all you know oh forget it saw a movie daniel o'brien two best friends and comedy writers |
| 0:32.6 | if there's an answer they're gonna find. I think you'll have a great time here. |
| 0:41.3 | I think you'll have a great time here. |
| 0:49.3 | Welcome back. |
| 0:52.3 | Woo thousand funny schicks. That's what we're calling this year. That's what we decided on. Yeah, a lot of things lost out to that. You don't want to know the names. Man, that's what we landed on. It's the new year. It's our first episode of the new year. The show is a quick question with Soren and Daniel. |
| 1:26.9 | I am Daniel O'Brien, senior writer for last week tonight with John Oliver, author of How to Fight Presidents and your co-host. And I'm joined, as always, by Soren Bowie. Soren say hello. Introduce yourself. Let's go. Hello, I'm Soren Bowie, just as he said. I'm a writer for American Dad winner of no awards |
| 1:28.7 | deserver of many |
| 1:30.0 | and I buoy just as he said. I'm a writer for American Dad, winner of no awards, deserver of many. |
| 1:33.1 | And I wrote a book, God damn it. |
| 1:36.6 | I wrote a, I was, well, that was part of a book. |
| 1:38.2 | I was part of a book for Cracked. |
| 1:41.9 | And I wrote whole sections of it. |
| 1:44.0 | And then that book didn't do great. |
| 1:45.8 | It didn't. |
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