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Hello, this is Fulamish.

We are your black and white cup of life in what will be an otherwise cupless season.

My name is Sammy James, and tonight we have of all the reaction to Fulham's limp exit from the FA Cup at the hands of Southampton,

plus debate about Slav following last week's tumultuous press conference and some transfer talk as well.

Much like Theresa May's cabinet reshuffle, my line-up is pretty much the same, just in a slightly different order.

Secretary Jack Collins.

Hello, this news.

A wayday minister, Donbetz.

Hello, hello.

And a man who loves nothing more than an expense, Faramunk.

Is that reference to my suits or my work?

You're an accountant?

That is true.

But I get other people to do that for me now.

Oh, do you?

Yeah.

Oh, you're way above expenses.

Yeah.

You're a senior account.

It's actually, that's actually bullshit.

Actually, what I was saying is that you fiddle the company accounts.

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