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Absolute Radio. Absolute Radio. We're off. Lovely. And I'm Frank Skinner. I'm on Absolute Radio. And I'm with Emily and Garris. Good morning. Good morning. I'm not very much. You're doing that thing like we've just met? Don't do that. We've been sitting around chatting for about an hour about stuff. We went through the papers. That's what people do. They get in, you know, and they go to the papers. And they see what the hot news is. And I think we'll put that on the show. And that makes us sound like we're up to the minute finger on the pulse. So we've been through every, basically, every daily newspaper. And sure enough, we've come up with an advert for a sale with the stars um advertisement feature

yeah which is you can go on a uh a big ship i don't know what what the typical name what

what's what type of ship is that what what genre it's a big ship i uh it's a line it's a cruise

it's a cruise liner yeah and, it's a cruise liner. Yeah.

And you can, um, the entertainers are, um, Russell Watson, as it says here, the people's tenor. Yeah. The self-styled people's tenor. Is he self-styled? Yeah. So he's come up with that himself. Yeah. No, I think that's the advertisement feature people being quite nasty about it.

You don't want to be coming up with your own nicknames.

That's always.

They say Paul Inns. I think that's the advertisement feature people being quite nasty about himself. You don't want to be coming up with your own nicknames.

That's always.

They say Paul Instit that at Man United.

He said, can you mind calling me the governor?

Oh, no.

No.

And Darren Brown, who I thought Darren Brown would be a bit above doing cruise work.

I love Darren Brown. And he's described doing cruise work. I love Darren Brown.

And he's described as TV magician.

So he got the short straw when they came up with the descriptions.

Also, Frank, what I don't like is the photograph of him is rather sinister.

Well, he is rather sinister.

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